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Friday, July 11, 2008
Kids these days...!!!... naughty kids
Raising Small Souls
Seen the movie Taare Zameen par??...... now see this
Really nicely done...worth a watch !!!
Thought of the moment .
-Anonymous
WHY GOD MADE MOMS...
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Shocking Telegrams
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearingB.Ed exams, which the father receives as :"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM #2A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hillstation sends a telegram to his wife :"I wish you were here." The message received by wife:"I wish you were her."
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TELEGRAM #3A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railwaystation to return to her husband. At the reservation counter , while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady nextto her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old ladyand sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gavebirth to an old lady."
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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing aparty .So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks himwhat message he wants to put on the cake.Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you arenot getting older you are getting better".The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at thetop and"You are getting better" at the bottom.The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened theentire party watched the message decorated on the cake:"You are not getting older at the top, You are gettingbetter at the bottom".
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TELEGRAM #5A man from Agra went to Ajmer . His wife was in herparent's house in Delhi . When the man went to Ajmer , he asked hisservant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer .He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).