Aisle , Altar , Hymn ( Funny )

Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as towhy their wives who accepted them as they were before they gotmarried, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style oncetheir vows are exchanged.Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simpleand logical explanation.When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly downthe long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choirsinging a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process wherethe brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. Shebecomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions:aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn.And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning processis complete.She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself...'I'll alter him.'