Kids these days...!!!... naughty kids

A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. "My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan , If I can, If I can, If I can. " "Very good", the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn. "My name is Sally, When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby If I can, if I can, if I can. " "That is good Sally," the teacher said. "But maybe one day you will change your mind." Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class. Here is his rhyme: "My name is Glenn, When I grow up to be a man, Never mind India and Japan , I'm gonna help Sally with her plan, I know I can, I can, I can. "

The Fastest Thing - hehe

Fastest thing in the world Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, nothing can travel faster than light. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion !!! INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"? SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!! To' Bolo Tararara!!!

Shocking Telegrams

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS
TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearingB.Ed exams, which the father receives as :"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM #2A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hillstation sends a telegram to his wife :"I wish you were here." The message received by wife:"I wish you were her."
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TELEGRAM #3A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railwaystation to return to her husband. At the reservation counter , while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady nextto her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old ladyand sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gavebirth to an old lady."
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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing aparty .So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks himwhat message he wants to put on the cake.Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you arenot getting older you are getting better".The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at thetop and"You are getting better" at the bottom.The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened theentire party watched the message decorated on the cake:"You are not getting older at the top, You are gettingbetter at the bottom".
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TELEGRAM #5A man from Agra went to Ajmer . His wife was in herparent's house in Delhi . When the man went to Ajmer , he asked hisservant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer .He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).

The Donkey :) U will love this - HAHAHAHA...

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN . The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day. MORAL OF THE STORY??? Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY !!!!!!!!-Nice one

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY !!!!!!!! Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

A FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE!!

Lesson 1: The wife gets out of the shower and the husband gets in. Just then, the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a ride. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. hey're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE!!

Wife & Bridge

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky >clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." >The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want. >The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous >challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required, to reach the >bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly >exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify >your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something >that would honor and glorify me." >The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that >I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's >thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means >when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." >The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Go not to the temple............

Go not to the temple............


A Lovely Poem by Shri Rabindranath Tagore
Go not to the temple to put flowers upon the feet of God,
first fill your own house with the Fragrance of love...
Go not to the temple to light candles before the altar of God, first remove the darkness of sin from your heart...
Go not to the temple to bow down your head in prayer,
first learn to bow in humility before your fellowmen...
Go not to the temple to pray on bended knees, first bend down to lift someone who is down-trodden. ..
Go not to the temple to ask for forgiveness for your sins, first forgive from your heart those who have sinned against you

Aisle , Altar , Hymn ( Funny )

Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as towhy their wives who accepted them as they were before they gotmarried, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style oncetheir vows are exchanged.Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simpleand logical explanation.When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly downthe long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choirsinging a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process wherethe brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. Shebecomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions:aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn. . . aisle, altar, hymn.And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning processis complete.She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself...'I'll alter him.'

How to break a bad news...

> > A good technique especially for those>studing..........hehehe.....enjoyyyyyyyyyyy> > >> > >>


> > A letter by an young girl to her mom...> > >> > >> > > Dear Mom,> > >> > > I know I haven't written for three months, but I have been very >busy>and I've been having a very exciting time.>>Actually, I'm just back from the hospital, where I had spent a fortnight>about two months ago. It was nothing,really - just a>>concussion on the back of my head, a broken leg and a hairline fracture,>that I got while jumping out of the second floor of my>>hostel when it caught fire. In fact, I can now stand all by myself without>crutches, and can almost see everything perfectly,>>except for a slight blur. But don't worry. The doctor says there is a good>chance of me walking on my own again. Actually,it>> > > could have been worse, if not for that nice chai-walla who saw me >lying>there in a dead faint and rushed me to hospital.>>He was very helpful, really, and came to see me everyday in the hospital.>Now that I am out of hospital, I had nowhere to go,>>as the hostel is still under construction. So when he suggested that I move>in with him in his hut, I thought it was very kind! of>>him, and agreed. We are very much in love now, and I am sure that you and>Dad will sure!y like him and accept him in the>>family. I am sure the minor matter that he is fourteen years older than me>and that he is of a different caste and religion, will not>>matter at all to broadminded parents like you. He may be illiterate and>poor, but he has a heart of gold - really, Mom, you>>should see how he cares for both of us - me and his wife, that is. She is>quite sweet too, and so are her three children; so there>>is absolutely no problem. You must be wondering how you and Dad got>informed so late. Don't get angry, Mom. We just>>didn't have the time. You see, we decided to get married only recently>since we thought it would be unfair to let our baby>>into the world without a proper surname. Yes, Mom, you are going to be a>grandmother! Congratulations!>>> > > I am sure you and Dad are delighted, and will come to visit us in>his village in Mizoram after we shift there next week.>> OK Mom. All this did not really happen. There was no fire, no fracture,>no bigamous chai-walla and no legitimate>>pregnancy. But I did flunk in my Mathematics exam, and I wanted you to >view>this problem in the right perspective.>>> > > Your Darling Daughter,

Is this Sachin Tendulkar ?

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Post your comments ?
Sachin in a sari in college or a lame fake .
Post your comments !

Funny Slogans !

Sign on a Coffin Makers shop :

When you drop dead , drop in !

# Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
we need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

#THE BEST ONE :
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces -

Personality test !

*There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals: King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey passing by.


They have a competition to see who is the fastest to climb & get the banana.

Who do you guess will win?

Trust me your answer will reflect your personality.
Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis

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. . If your answer is any of these ....


Orangutan = dull/stupid

Ape = foolish

Monkey = idiot

King Kong = stupid

Why?????


Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas..... ....!!


**Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Take some time off and relax!! *

Idiot !

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T


I used to like Eric.............

Wrong Number !

'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?'

'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'

Brief Pause.

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy

that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'



'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it Daddy.'



'And what happened honey?'

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the

dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and

he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to

clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'



***Long Pause***



***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***





Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?



Is this 486-5731?'



No, this is 486-5713.... .





sorry wrong number

5 Lessons in Life

Lesson 1:

The wife gets out of the shower and the husband gets in.

Just then, the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a ride. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. hey're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy..
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE!!

Spectacles - With and without it !

Fart Joke !

From Reader Digest)

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it
became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up eating beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the
way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I
called my husband and told him that I would be late because
I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and
the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With
miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill
effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the
dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large
of baked beans.

the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and
delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for
dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to
chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he
about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He
made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had
consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was
most unbearable, so while my husband was out of
the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one
leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled
like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
pulpwood mill.

took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me
vigorously.. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped
off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage.
my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the
other room, I went on like this for another few minutes...
pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the
telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I
quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin,
placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling
very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have
been the picture of innocence when my husband returned,
apologizing for taking so long..

asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table
chorused: "Happy Birthday!"!! I nearly died!!!

Lie Detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusualgimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him tochange. One day, John came home with another one of his unusualpurchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a liedetector. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?',they asked.Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,knocking him completely out of his chair.Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went afterschool.' 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.''What did you watch?' asked Marsha. ''The Ten Commandments.' answeredTommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat downand said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called SexQueen.'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never liedto my parents.' The robot then walked around to John and delivered aroundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you everask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, heis your son!' The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and
slapped the shit out of her!

Google's I'm feeling lucky button !

Ever wondered what that button is ?

For the past few years Google has had a button called, "I'm Feeling Lucky" this button brings you to "the first website that Google comes up with for that search field. So what's the big deal? Well, there's some really funny ones that come up if you know the words to put in. The latest one I found, "failure." And here's what it leads to. See if anyone in the media bites this story. And I wonder what Google stocks would do if investors found out that they are quite basically bashing the man that has recovered the Economy since the Clinton/9-11 fallout

Some other funnier searches:

French Military Victories

elgooG

Elmer Fudd

Pickled Scuppernongs

and Formerly:

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Waffles

Source : http://gopandcollege.blogspot.com/2005/09/im-feeling-lucky-punk.html

Also try : Chuck Norris , Find Chuck Norris

P.s. Click on "I'm feeling lucky" not on "Google Search"